Rat Problem Girl(Sung to Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls") Chorus- Are you gonna use fake votes tonight? Ah, even though it ain’t right. Rat Problem Girl You spin that fraud machine around. Verse- Chris took all the votes she had And Rossi beat her bad But she knew she could beat this misery Chris got with old Dean Logan Just a nasty old Rat spokesman Said call it a tie and don’t concede Chris appealed across our land She said count ‘em all by hand Throw in some dead and felons by the way, hey That put her on the top...