ABC News national correspondent Carole Simpson has joined the chorus on the hysterical left in trying to portray red America's vote for Bush as a throwback to the Confederacy. Note to Carole: Chill! Look, let us be the first to tell you... A few years ago we dealt with this slavery problem. A coalition of abolitionist parties formed, named themselves "Democrats", nominated a tall bearded guy called Abe, and went to war with the rebellious slave-holding Republican south. Oh wait.. Nevermind. Well whatever, it was the slave-holding Democratic south; same difference. Point is, red America is now on the side...