Remarks at a Republican Campaign Rally in Columbus, Ohio October 19,1988 I'm just going to tell you a little story - I've gotten into the habit lately - some of the fellows with the cameras back there know this - I have started collecting jokes which I can absolutely prove are jokes made up in Russia and are told among the Russian people, usually about their system. And one of them - I'll just tell you one little one here because you've all been so kind about me. This particular joke they tell among themselves is that an American...