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  • DFU SONG: Rhinestone Cowboy (Lifeguard Teddy at nominee hearings)

    07/11/2005 9:39:18 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 345+ views
    DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - RHINESTONE COWBOY Leftist interest groups are sensing doom…the nominee's in the room They know that they need some help and they need it quickly Barbara Boxer’s starting to whine…but things are not going fine She’s ignored as a fool Look who is standing in the doorway…he has just flown in from Norway A bloated and drunk mound of flesh, but he is their tool It is Lifeguard Teddy…maybe he’ll take him out on the bridge for a friendly drive It is Lifeguard Teddy…if he goes there’s no chance the nominee will survive The old drunk will get...