I've never met a vegetarian I liked. Believe me, I've met my share and have more than an intimate knowledge of the subject having closely researched it for the best part of 15 years. The mung bean mafia are generally prone to flatulence, have poor personal hygiene, make terrible dinner companions and share a gastronomic gene pool with those disposed toward mass murder and violence. And quite possibly fat. Case study one: Adolf Hitler was a herbivore. The Dalai Lama is not. Case study two: Russell Crowe's past crankiness and weight problems can be blamed on a vegetarian diet and...