Live from Congress!It'ssssss.....Barack Obama!Starring in the State of the Union Civility Sham Wow!Featuring Joe Biden as Happy Clappy!And John Boehner as the Angry White Man Who wants to Kill Old People, Take Away a Woman's Right to Choose, Enslave Blacks, Deport All Hispanics, Cut Taxes for the Rich, Starve the Poor, Take Away Their Healthcare and Privatize Social Security and Medicare."Investments...Civility...Jobs...Civility...Investments...Civility...Jobs...Civility"