There comes a time in every child's life when they begin to assert their autonomy and freedom from the shackles of their upbringing: classic teenage rebellion! But how does one rebel against a set of radical progressive parents for whom morality is relative and degeneracy is celebrated? Not easy! Here are 10 ways you teens can rebel against your progressive parents: 1. Be straight: Your progressive parents will be FURIOUS. Even more so if you're already white. 2. Clean your room: A sure sign you've been radicalized by the Neo-Nazi Jordan Peterson. 3. Hide your puberty blockers under your tongue...