Posted on 08/05/2022 12:40:54 PM PDT by Twotone
There comes a time in every child's life when they begin to assert their autonomy and freedom from the shackles of their upbringing: classic teenage rebellion! But how does one rebel against a set of radical progressive parents for whom morality is relative and degeneracy is celebrated? Not easy!
Here are 10 ways you teens can rebel against your progressive parents:
1. Be straight: Your progressive parents will be FURIOUS. Even more so if you're already white.
2. Clean your room: A sure sign you've been radicalized by the Neo-Nazi Jordan Peterson.
3. Hide your puberty blockers under your tongue and then spit them out when your parents aren't watching: They'll wonder whatever happened to the sweet trans kid they raised.
4. Sneak out late at night to volunteer at the crisis pregnancy center: Make sure you put pillows under your sheets so they'll think you're still in bed while you're out saving babies.
5. Start every sentence with "Tucker Carlson says...": A sure way to make lefty parents FLIP OUT!
6. Start dating a polite, well-raised member of the opposite sex: Then get married early and raise a loving family. They'll be SO triggered!
7. Never turn off the lights to prove you're not worried about climate change: "DAaaad! I'm not a climate denier! You're just brainwashed by the mainstream media!"
8. Go to church: Just tell them you're going to a drag queen story hour and they'll never know.
9. Be happy: Happy?? While the planet is dying and democracy is on the brink of collapse due to Donald Trump? Disgusting.
10. Pray when they aren't looking: Just do it silently. God will still hear your earnest prayer for a hot conservative spouse to start a huge traditional family with!
Right-wing underground.
That’s hilarious.
John Birch Society mailing list: get on it.
Get an “Enoch Was Right” tee on a shirt with a prominent Union Jack logo.
Hang up vintage Reagan campaign materials in your room.
Keep changing the car radio to Christian music.
“Pray when they aren’t looking: Just do it silently. God will still hear your earnest prayer for a hot conservative spouse to start a huge traditional family with!”
God has already determined who you will marry.
11. Become a lifetime member of the NRA.
It was called Family Ties.
When at home, instead of listening to rock ‘n’ roll, play youtube clips of El Rushbo.
-PJ
If your parents are shopping point out options not made in Communist China, if any. And if there are none suggest buying something from a reseller of stuff instead.
-PJ
“A Trump Was Right” T-shirt.
Eat meat
Drive a gas guzzler
Don’t cheat
Don’t be an habitual liar
My Dad’s fiancee is a lefty. A few years ago she thought it stupid that I sang God Bless America in Church.
This is easy, one week be a girl and ask for expensive clothes. Next week be a boy and more expensive clothes. Rinse and repeat......
Never wear a mask:
1. Outdoors
2. Indoors, except when compelled by a commercial or govt. entity. If you’re visiting a liberal and he tells you to put on your mask or leave, LEAVE.
3. While driving or as a passenger
The people at the Bee are absolutely, positively insane! I love it! ;-)
I realize this is the Bee, but they actually have a point. Teens always rebel against their parents. One way they could do so right now is to go against their parents’ political beliefs. I’m seeing reports of more and more teens starting to look at conservative view-points and starting to espouse them just to get a “rise” out of their parents. Then, they start looking deeper and find that conservatives are not really evil.
Many young 15 and 16 year-olds are rebelling against their liberal parents and actually becoming conservative. The parents actually post videos asking “what can I do, my child has joined a conservative club. How can bring him/her (it) back to my way of thinking without alienating my child?”
Listen to alternative points of view
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