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Here's a second round of jokes you can play on liberals. 1-16 was posted here. 

A new series in the same vein as my Liberal Pickup Lines and Random Conservative Thoughts (see them here). I hope to add to this from time to time...

Whether at high school, college, or worplace, everyone has a story of pranks they witnessed. What are the best prank you've done or seen?

They're not all "practical" jokes, some of these are just ways to mess with them. ---------- Every April 1st send a birthday card to the Democratic Party. Tell some really hunky member of PETA that he's a beefcake (you might have better luck hunting unicorn). Accuse a liberal of plagiarizing Biden every time they burp. Go the the Sierra Club office/treehouse and hang a sign outside the bathroom reminding the tree huggers of the Golden Rule, therefore toilet paper is hereby banned from use. Attend a speech given by Rahm Emanuel, make that beeping censor noise every time he...

AMHERST, Mass., Nov. 25 (UPI) -- The manager of a Massachusetts pizzeria said the business is out $3,900 after a man who claimed to be from Bob Dylan's stage crew ordered 178 pizzas. Sean McElligott, manager of Antonio's in Amherst, said the store was "too trusting" when a man in his 40s wearing Bob Dylan backstage concert credentials came in and asked if they could produce 178 extra-large pizzas to feed the singer's concert crew, The (Springfield, Mass.) Republican reported Thursday. "We stayed there until 5 in the morning making the pizza," he said. "The request seemed legitimate." McElligott said...

Arrrrgggghhhh...