In 2013, a seven year old student was suspended from school for chewing a pop-tart in the vague shape of a gun. The story struck a nerve, and made national news. Glen Harlan Reynolds, in a USA Today article, noted that students were suspended for even more ridiculous "offenses". From usatoday.com: Meanwhile, a 5-year-old girl was charged with "terroristic threats" for talking about her pink toy gun that shoots . . . bubbles. The school suspended her for 10 days and required a psychological evaluation.And in Maryland, boys were suspended for playing cops and robbers and using their fingers...