Moltres, Zapdos ready to accept Obama's surrender I hope ISIS isn’t reading this. If you want to cross the border into the United States, it’s easy enough. Just grab a cell phone and download Pokemon GO, then play to your heart’s content while you casually wander across the border. The worst that can happen under the Obama Administration is that they’ll call your mother, since they’re certainly not going to treat you differently because you adhere to radical Islam. That would be discriminatory. These two set the standard: