If MLB fans thought the San Francisco Giants Perversion Night controversy was messy, the Baltimore Orioles had a message for them this week. Hold our beer. The Orioles announced that Trevien Cheek (known by his stage name "Heidi N Closet"), who performs in womanface minstrels most notably on MTV's RuPaul Charles' womanface minstrel contest, will serve as the Guest Splasher in the Tower Federal Credit Union Bird Bath during the bottom of the second inning for Friday's Perversion Night at Camden Yards. Yes, a performer in womanface. As the "Guest Splasher." At a Major League Baseball game. The Bird Bath...