No matter if you have a dog in the fight or not, some election campaigns are fun to watch. One current media flap is over a primary election in France which, in the grand scheme of things, means very little to us here. Nonetheless, the rhetoric is instructive and the reaction quite interesting. "You are not heading a government but a band of criminals," Jean-Marie Le Pen said to the opposition in front of a supportive crowd of over 10,000 in his campaign against France's prime minister, Alain Juppe. "Not only are you incompetent, but you are also evil-minded. Your...