Now that Valentine's Day is over, it's time to parcel out leftover chocolates. Select some nougats from my supply: Butterscotch square: No children should develop gray hair. When your kids start graying, it destroys the illusion that you, yourself, haven't changed all that much over the years. Chocolate-almond cluster: I don't remember ever dealing with as much ice as we have this year. I spent a whole afternoon attacking the tundra with an ice chipper and only produced sore elbows. Caramel chew: Since money is no object, the federal government should skip the middle man and simply cut a million-dollar...