Give major kudos to the parents of Buena Township, New Jersey. (hat tip: Fox News) Producers of the "Simple Life" TV show had approached the school board in Buena Vista and put forward the idea of letting Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie substitute teach for a day in the junior high school as part of the upcoming "Simple Life" season. The school board was amenable to the idea and sent home notices with the kids as to what was coming. Evidently the torrid avalanche of reaction helped them to decide otherwise. This is an excerpt, to read more click...