THE REAL MAD COWS! Never mind the recent mad cow scare! Have you read the 'Political Definitions' using cows? Socialism: If you have 2 cows, you give your neighbor 1. Communism: If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government and the government gives you some their milk. Facism: If you have 2 cows, you keep them and give the milk to the government and the government then sells you some of the milk. New Dealism: If you have 2 cows, you shoot 1 cow, milk the other and pour the milk down the drain! Nazism: If you...