Posted on 06/28/2005 9:11:26 PM PDT by Changing Worldviews
THE REAL MAD COWS!
Never mind the recent mad cow scare! Have you read the 'Political Definitions' using cows?
Socialism: If you have 2 cows, you give your neighbor 1.
Communism: If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government and the government gives you some their milk.
Facism: If you have 2 cows, you keep them and give the milk to the government and the government then sells you some of the milk.
New Dealism: If you have 2 cows, you shoot 1 cow, milk the other and pour the milk down the drain!
Nazism: If you have 2 cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.
Capitalism: If you have 2 cows, you sell one cow and buy a bull.
End Note: Christianity: If you have 2 cows, and your neighbor has no milk for his family, you give him one of your cows, only to find that the cow you kept miraculously produces more milk than the 2 cows produced together!
For your endnote: from the miraculously increased milk yield you conclude that your aforesaid neighbor is a witch who had been sucking off most of the milk from at least one of your cows (namely the one you still keep). You report him, he gets the thermal treatment, and the cow gets restored back to you.
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