My plan is working well. When I, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the ruler of Iran, launched my plan to get you Americans to do our work for us - to destroy our personal enemy, Saddam Hussein, and also to destroy our historic enemy, the country of Iraq - I could only pray that my plan would work so quickly. Our weapon of mass destruction, of course, was Ahmad Chalabi. Please don't confuse me with my predecessor in power here: Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, who died in 1989. I've been the supreme leader ever since. And if my name sounds similar, I am...