Clean water tax: EPA urges midwest to drink bottled water, not tap By Jenna Karvunidis, July 5, 2013 at 9:18 am I had a tough time with Independence Day yesterday. I mean, would you wish someone happy birthday who poisoned your water and hurt your baby girl? I wasn't in the mood to celebrate "freedom" since the only entity that applies to right now are corporations. Hi! I might be bitter! I've decided to work through those nasty feelings and get back to being fabulous by digging up comically horrifying EPA documents and sharing them with you. Are you ready...