Dear Friend, I am Arthur Azuka, son of the recently deposed President and Commander-In-Chief of Nigeria who along with the rest of my family was brutally slaughtered by rebels who overthrew my father's benevolent regime. Recently I had the high honor to meet the great American actor, Bruce Willis, who starred in the movie, "Tears of the Sun," about the aftermath of the bloody overthrow of my beloved father. Mr. Willis, acting in the role of Navy SEAL Lieutenant A.K. Walters, helped escort me to safety in Cameroon. In gratitude for his aid in my escape, I told Mr....