GW Resume 5/2/2003 - New York City i know, i've been very mean to GW lately, but someone forwarded this to me and i just had to share... George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: Ran for congress and lost. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs. With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments- Changed pollution...