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  • Bible Scholars Now Believe Adam And Eve Were Actually Asked To Leave Garden Because They Weren't Wearing Masks

    09/05/2020 2:39:59 AM PDT · by BipolarBob · 13 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/04/2020 | Babylon Bee
    U.S.—Bible scholars now believe Adam and Eve were banished from the Garden of Eden because they refused to wear a mask, or really, any clothes at all. "It's pretty clear that the original sin was actually not putting a mask on in a public place like the Garden of Eden," said Dr. Charles Manning of Yale Divinity School. "We originally thought the fruit was a literal fruit, but we now believe it to be symbolic language representing the wearing of a mask." "We repeatedly asked them to put a mask on, and they were just totally unashamed," said Karen, an...