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My mother and I wrote this lymerick about ten years ago, for a contest in a conservative mag: There once was a co-prez named Rodham Who loved to admire her own bottom. While looking down there She said, "Well I do swear, When it comes to big balls, I've got 'em!"

KRLA 870 in Glendale, CA is giving away Disneyland tickets this week. The callers get 15 seconds to be creative and speak about a current issue. I almost won yesterday with a limerick, but today was the lucky day. The prize was four passes for four trips to Disneyland or California Adventure (which sucks big time). The murdering Uday and Quasay Liked torture and women and booze-ay But they ran out of luck When they didn't hear "duck!" They're taking their forever snooze-ay