Things I learned at Miskatonic University: 1. Non-Euclidian Geometry.2. Keeping a detailed journal is a good idea. It allows future investigators to more accurately determine the cause of your death.3. Those are not rats in the walls.4. Whippoorwills should be on the endangered species list.5. If you are going to dabble in Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, make sure you have a good (and complete) translation from which to work.6. They're called "Things Man Was Not Meant To Know" for a reason.7. Rural Massachusetts is not a good vacation choice.8. Rural Michigan is worse.9. The Providence, R. I.,...