Instead of hanging up on a telemarketer trying to sell you a subscription to the local newspaper, let them know what you think of the local newspaper. Tell the telemarketer that you will not subscribe because the newspaper is on the side of the homophobic, anti woman, anti free speech Islamic Terrorists who wish to force free people to blah blah blah Be creative. Catalog the defeatist attitude of the media in general. Mention the Mil Bloggers. Mention the failure of the media to report the good news from Iraq & Afghanistan, etc etc etc Keep it funny, keep it...