Did you know that if you jump up and down after sex, you can't get pregnant? If you drink a hot malta after sex, you're also safe. Same with if you take a bath in Epsom salts, drink a Tropical Fantasy or go to the bathroom. That could sum up everything you know about birth control when you graduate from a New York public high school. You would have learned it all in the schoolyard, of course, not the classroom. And you would be utterly, heartbreakingly wrong. But, hey, that's the way it goes when state laws do not mandate...