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  • Toy Soldiers - (Hilarious G.I. Joe Diary of his capture by Al Qaeda!)

    02/02/2005 7:22:35 AM PST · by areafiftyone · 121 replies · 7,378+ views
    19 January 2005: The Slinky betrayed us. I should have known. I never trusted him. He was an unstable character, always going back and forth, back and forth, never showing a shred of backbone. "Come, senor, I know the way to the insurgents' headquarters," he rasped. The fact that he was an Arab toy speaking with a stereotypical Spanish accent should have tipped me off. But hindsight is always 20/20. Literally. I can turn my head 360 degrees I only knew my men by their code names, but even in that short space of time we shared a bond...
  • THE LEGEND OF MICHAEL MOORE: "I LIVE TO EAT" (laugh break)

    06/16/2004 11:32:06 AM PDT · by Liz · 42 replies · 250+ views
    6/16/04 | COPYRIGHT LS 2004
    Michael Moore is in the throes of foisting his vile film about GWB, Fahrenheit 9/11, onto unsuspecting audiences. Moore is being aided in this effort by assorted Hollyweirdo Christian-haters. Some are leaving their exclusive enclaves in Malibu to help hype the hate-filled film. Now we are pleased to announce that a documentary about Moore is in production and we are looking for story ideas. You can help the effort. Post here your story suggestions which might be incorporated into the film about Moore, keeping in mind the theme: Michael Moore: "I Live To Eat."