About that 3 AM phone call to President Hillary... "Madam President? This is Agent Black from the First Gentleman's detail...sorry to bother you at 3 AM, ma'am, but your husband's down here at Scores getting private-room lap dances and he's insisting that he's never going back to the Whitehouse. He just won't listen to any of us. ... Sorry, ma'am, I didn't catch that question ... oh, is he high? Well, I wouldn't want to comment on that, ma'am, even though this is a secure line. You understand. ... Well, I suppose we could physically restrain him and carry him...