Posted on 03/04/2008 9:15:48 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
About that 3 AM phone call to President Hillary...
"Madam President? This is Agent Black from the First Gentleman's detail...sorry to bother you at 3 AM, ma'am, but your husband's down here at Scores getting private-room lap dances and he's insisting that he's never going back to the Whitehouse. He just won't listen to any of us. ... Sorry, ma'am, I didn't catch that question ... oh, is he high? Well, I wouldn't want to comment on that, ma'am, even though this is a secure line. You understand. ... Well, I suppose we could physically restrain him and carry him out of here; are you sure you want us to do that? ... No, ma'am, I'm afraid a chokehold is out of the question; we just couldn't do that. ... A taser? No, ma'am, I'm afraid we couldn't do that, either. ... No, there aren't any reporters down here yet. Right ... right. Okay, ma'am, we'll have him back in the corral in about an hour. ... No, ma'am, the Vice-President doesn't have to hear about this; Oprah would have a field day with this. ... What? No, ma'am, we won't be letting any of the girls ride back with him. ... Yes, ma'am, you're welcome. Goodnight, ma'am, and I'm very sorry to have to bother you with this at 3 in the morning."
s_w_b
ROFL! Excellent! And so true!
Aren’t presidents allowed to have bathrobes? Fuzzy slippers? Bed-head?
If presidents can’t schlep around in their bathrobes after a 12 hour day, what are we paying to house them for?
Just kidding.
Good job, snarks!
aka “The Horndog Maneuver” to the SS detail.
Goodnight, ma'am, and I'm very sorry to have to bother you with this AGAIN at 3 in the morning."
My. It would be so wonderful to have a First Laddie that we could finally be proud of . .
My first reaction when I heard the 3 AM Hillary phone ringing advertisement, which had the phone ringing and ringing and ringing, was “why doesn’t somebody answer the damn phone already”...
Monica Lewinsky turned 34 this year I think !
Can you believe it ?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast, don’t they ? ??? !!
Damn !
I will have to attend her next rally (if there is one) and shake her hand “hard” and pawn that ring to buy myself a new evil black rifle and Hi Cap magazines !!!
My luck if Bubbafucco bought it for her it’s turned her finger green and the zirconium won’t cut it !
This might be a joke - but it is, most likely the kind of "experience" she had in the White House. Hillary surely didn't take "real" emergency calls... Wonder why the MSM doesn't question her about this?
I think it goes along the requirements for the whole "Princess of Darkness" gig.
actually, she’ll be 35(July 23, 1973)
hilarious though!
lol
It’s 3AM and the question is...Hillary, do you know where Bill is?
LMAO .....She did it for him not me ......who am I too keep up with her !......:o)
Thanks .....Stay safe !
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