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  • 20 dollar thingie

    08/02/2006 4:06:25 PM PDT · by SandRat · 5 replies · 811+ views
    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is dropping out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"...
  • Vanity here: Terrestrial Troubles

    07/04/2005 11:22:40 AM PDT · by Dysart · 34 replies · 487+ views
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    After watering my yard day and night for a couple of weeks, I finally brought it back to life( in the midst of drought). So I set about mowing this morning and quickly found my feet sinking into the earth into what I thought were ant mounds. But no ants to be found when I extricated my foot. I found this vexing but pressed on. And it happened again. And again, until I stepped into one especially deep soft soft spot and turned my ankle rather nastily. These mounds/soft spots just popped up seemingly overnight and I'm at a loss...