When they aren't busy boring us with cliches, a fair portion of the world's sporting elite has spent the electronic entertainment era proving that athletic and intellectual prowess rarely swim in the same gene pool. This is no condemnation of that rather predictable disparity between physical and mental gifts. This is a celebration of that typical dichotomy. The cliched are loathed and the creative celebrated, however inane. Forget respect, compassion and humility. Quotability is the ultimate virtue, blandness the deadliest of sins. Keep your canned responses. Give us more Yogi and less yoga. New England can have Belichick. Bring on...