Charlie, the Secret Service is here and they want to talk to you. Before we lament that Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn has fallen this far, we should probably consider that he hasn't actually fallen at all. He was always down this low. We just didn't always realize it, and presumably neither did Denise Richards at first. Charlie is too charming a guy for most people to catch on right away. But you are who you are, and you can only hide it for so long - especially when you crave attention but really have no idea how to handle it...