Just When You Thought it Was Safe(To stop sleeping in the bathtub) Canandaiga,NY : A farmer in this Finger Lakes community decided to advertise for a second wife – but didn’t want to place a “personals” ad -for fear of being teased by his neighbors…so he planted an ad , using seed corn. Once the corn reached a height of 6 to 7 feet , the farmer’s 900 foot by 600 foot message was clearly visible from the air . 50’ letters proclaimed: SWF Got –2 (heart) Farmin’ An arrow pointed to the farmer’s house. The farmer did get a...
