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Click to Watch Satire Video. Life looks like a train wreck And, you feel like you've been pecked. Gossip blogs: Hell yes we click em. Hope your children aren't our victims. Fed by paparazzi Who compare you to a Nazi Now, they swear that you both cheated The red meat that we all needed. Eat you as our main course As we're voting you should divorce Forget privacy. You sold it. Will you double down or fold it? Following your babies Spread false rumors one has rabies. Pity you so we feel better. Quit now, and you'll be a debtor....

9.8 million people spent 1 hour of their lives watching Jon & Beaverhead Plus 8 last night. This was easily TLC's most watch episode ever. Jon & Kate even beat the Lost season finale in the ratings. That has to hurt. Sadly, I was not among the 9.8 million suckahs who watched, because I went to bed at like 8 o'clock. I wanted to make sure I was fully coherent when I watched, so that I could take precise notes. Kate is the master at this and she deserves my undivided attention. I watched a bunch of old episodes this...

Well, I hope Joel McHale is happy.Ok, so he's not the only one to blame, but is was the likes of McHale's portrayal on The Soup of Jon Gosselin as a hapless henpecked husband that must have drove the poor man to try and escape the world of a father-of-8-under-a-microscope.Last night's premiere of the 5th season of Jon & Kate Plus 8 was bittersweet considering the recent developments. I believe Jon's side of the story, and I still understand that even the most innocent version of his galavanting is enough for Kate to feel very hurt and angry.That's all you can really say. Exactly what drove Jon to such...