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"Jon & Kate Plus Hate?" (satire)
Youtube ^ | May 29, 2009 | MT

Posted on 05/29/2009 4:26:20 AM PDT by mft112345

Click to Watch Satire Video.

Life looks like a train wreck

And, you feel like you've been pecked.

Gossip blogs: Hell yes we click em.

Hope your children aren't our victims.

Fed by paparazzi

Who compare you to a Nazi

Now, they swear that you both cheated

The red meat that we all needed.

Eat you as our main course

As we're voting you should divorce

Forget privacy. You sold it.

Will you double down or fold it?

Following your babies

Spread false rumors one has rabies.

Pity you so we feel better.

Quit now, and you'll be a debtor.

Does this have an ending?

And, what message are we sending?

We'll grow bored and crave another.

Move onto some other mother.

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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Poetry; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: jonkate; usweekly

1 posted on 05/29/2009 4:26:21 AM PDT by mft112345
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I’ve seen this show 1-2 times. I’ve been tempted to go the show’s blog and ask Jon, “What were you thinking???”


2 posted on 05/29/2009 5:18:49 AM PDT by libertylover (The problem with Obama is not that his skin is too black, it's that his ideas are too RED.)
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Look at all the free plastic surgery Kate has gotten! Worth ruing the children's lives indeed! .....sarcasm.
3 posted on 05/29/2009 5:19:22 AM PDT by angcat ("When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe".)
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