Free Republic 1st Qtr 2026 Fundraising Target: $81,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $9,973
12%  
Woo hoo!! And now less than $4k to reach 13,500 by the end of Jan 15th!! Thank you all very much!! God bless.

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  • DFU SONG: Leaving on a Jet Plane (pilots armed on their jet plane) 9-5-02

    09/05/2002 9:23:10 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 5 replies · 241+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 9-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - LEAVING ON A JET PLANE If you're ready to start coming aboard My rules cannot be ignored 'Cause if they are, somebody's gonna pay I will fly you there and we'll be on time But do not be contemplating a crime Like Dirty Harry, you will make my day I've been to the shooting range So don't you start acting strange Or this is the last trip you will take Yes, that is a Glock in my hand I hope you now will understand Don't try to F with me If for headgear, it is towels that...