Posted on 09/05/2002 9:23:10 PM PDT by doug from upland
If you're ready to start coming aboard
My rules cannot be ignored
'Cause if they are, somebody's gonna pay
I will fly you there and we'll be on time
But do not be contemplating a crime
Like Dirty Harry, you will make my day
I've been to the shooting range
So don't you start acting strange
Or this is the last trip you will take
Yes, that is a Glock in my hand
I hope you now will understand
Don't try to F with me
If for headgear, it is towels that you pick
Or if you're speaking Arabic
I'll recommend you take a train or boat
If your wife is covered from head to toe
It might be best if you take her and go
For lunch, no, we will not be serving goat
I've been to the shooting range
So don't you start acting strange
Or this is the last trip you will take
Yes, that is a Glock in my hand
I hope you now will understand
Don't try to F with me
In a New York minute I'll profile you
And one more thing I've got to do
I'll tell you your religion is profane
If you take offense, well that's your tough luck
Minetta's rules, they really all suck
I'll tell him he can come and fly the plane
I've been to the shooting range
So don't you start acting strange
Or this is the last trip you will take
Yes, that is a Glock in my hand
I hope you now will understand
Don't try to F with me
That is a Glock in my hand
I hope you now will understand
Don't try…to F with me
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