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Jan. 20, 2010 When American diplomats sat down for the first in a series of face-to-face talks with their Iranian counterparts last October in Geneva, few would have predicted that what began as a negotiation over Tehran's nuclear programs would wind up in a stunning demand by the Security Council that Israel give up its atomic weapons. Yet that's just what the U.N. body did this morning, in a resolution that was as striking for the way member states voted as it was for its substance. All 10 nonpermanent members voted for the resolution, along with permanent members Russia, China...

In the end, the great White House Suds Summit failed to live up to President Obama's basic definition of “a teachable moment.” Vice-president Joe Biden was heard to comment "I've seen better communication in a Delaware 7-11." “Did anyone apologize?” our reporter yelled at Cambridge Sgt. James Crowley, whose reputation as the most famous cop in the land was made on a disorderly pinch. “Hell, No! That stubborn a**hole kept right on ranting through the whole damn thing. I thought I'd start of the thing with a toast to something we could agree on, so I says 'Here's to the...

Hillary Seeks Appointment…..with DR. Phil! Jan. 8, 2008 New York, NY. ABS staff Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has reportedly contacted producers of the “Dr. Phil Show” in efforts to revive her campaign. Citing Dr. Phil’s expertise in dealing with victims of bullies, Hillary hopes to gain strength and gain support in her battle against a brutal adversary, says her campaign spokesperson. Dr. Phil producers are unsure if Dr. Phil McGraw will be available given the urgency of the situation.