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Sent: Mon May 25 13:36:37 2009 Subject: Pool report #2 5/25/09 POTUS rode out to Fort Belvoir in an uneventful motorcade. Your pool is now holding in the base PX; POTUS is, reportedly, golfing with Marvin Nicholson. Your pool probably won't have any idea exactly what POTUS is doing at 3 p.m. during the moment of national unity he called for.

EDITOR'S NOTE: It was one of the Great Curmudgeon's best: her Campaign Diary recapping the goofiness on display at the last Democrat National Convention — from Bubba's pimp-rolling to Al and Tipper's lip-locking and all the foolishness in between. We dish it out again — reheated and tasting as just good as when first served in Miss King's September 25, 2000 entry for "The Misanthrope's Corner." And now that summer is in full swing, and your looking for the company of a good book as you sip your lemonade, we suggest you obtain the faithful collection of each and every...

STAR OF X-RATED PORN FILMS TURNS DOWN LEAD IN CLINTON BIO-FLICK Former U.S. President Bill Clinton is photographed giving "cigar-related" instructions to actors playing the president and Monica Lewinsky on the set of the new X-rated bio-flick, Slick Willie's Bluesi>. The ex-pres was paid $300,000 to act as a consultant on the film. However, international porn star Rocco Siffredi turned down the part of Clinton, claiming he was revolted by the graphic nature of the reality-based script (Hollywood)-- Rocco Siffredi, international star of over 400 "Adult" films, confirmed today that he turned down the lead in Slick Willie's Blues,...