First of all, this is NOT an April Fools joke! I want to monopolize your time by selfishly posting a vanity about MY intent to STAY at my favorite site, FR! :D I've been flamed plenty of times for things I've posted (and am anticipating flames for this post). I've seen people make statements I do not agree with. Does this mean that I should post a vanity on why I am leaving? NO! In fact, a lot is to be learned by disagreement. I have refined and strengthened my arguments over the time I've spent here. The founding FATHERS...