What will we do if George W. Bush is re-elected in three weeks? Dog Bites doesn't know, but surely Google must. We searched for the phrase "If Bush wins, I'm ...." From the 450 or so hits that were returned, here's what we learned: "if Bush wins I'm going to be living with some very unhappy Brazilians." "If Bush wins I'm gonna get drunk, drive over to the states and drop a great big dump in the middle of the peace bridge." "If Bush wins, I'm going to attempt to bring down the US government and replace it with a...