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Battle of the Century: Elsa the Ice Queen vs Algore the Global Warming Freak. Who wins and why?*

A local Ft. Collins man was charged with sexual assault and "domestic violence harrassment" after his wife complained to police that on numerous occasions in the past year she awoke at night to find him "having sex or oral sex" even though she had told him this seemed like rape to her. The husband also admitted to taking nude photos of her while she slept. Full story here.

The Fraudulent Senator: Part 1 of a 7 Part Series Once upon a time the woman who former Democrat House Ways and Means Committee Chairman and convicted felon Dan Rostenkowski was credited with calling "the smartest woman in the world'' decided that departing the pinnacle of world power at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue – where she was co-president of the U.S. for eight years – was unacceptable. In no time, she decided that the fastest route to regaining that power was to spend as few years as possible as the junior senator from New York and then move onward and upward...

http://www.billybear4kids.com/midi/MIDITunes.html MIDI - IF YOU'RE HAPPY Does the Perky One have sex with Hillary I swear, that is what I saw on NBC Do they do it in the attic That's remaining enigmatic Does the Perky One have sex with Hillary Are they using a few sex toys just for fun Does the Energizer Bunny make them run Do they do it in the attic That's remaining enigmatic Are they using a few sex toys just for fun Does the Perky One have kneepads made of gold Does she mind a woman who is icy cold Do they do it...

http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi1.html MIDI - GEORGY GIRL Hey there, Hillary...you are someone I don't want to see But the colonel says I'm busted if I do not agree...I'm puking Hey there, Hillary...Thanksgiving should be more kind to me I would rather have some carnal knowledge with goats, you see You're in that crusty pantsuit that we have seen on TV I keep on asking myself, why me? I'm puking now Hey there, Hillary...you are really cold as you can be I would rather clean up camel dung for eternity Than dine with you...my dear Hillary Hey there, Hillary...fate decided it would screw...

Clueless in the morning. Interviewing Democratic presidential candidate Bob Graham on Wednesday's Today, Katie Couric mistook an obvious Washington Post parody of Graham daily diary entries for the real thing and read several of the mock items to him as if they were what he really put down.      The MRC's Rich Noyes caught Couric's confusion in what turned out to be the only challenging question she posed to Graham during the May 7 Today interview.      Couric's softball questions, as taken down by MRC analyst Geoffrey Dickens, who reports that Couric did not correct herself later in the program....

MIDI - LADY IN RED You know that as she's reaching for power she'll do what she must do That is really nothing new She is evil She'll smile right at the camera and say that for the children she works Because she thinks that we're all jerks And she is above it all We have learned the truth regarding Foster…and is anybody still left in the dark About the park Ms. Rodham's a Red…we've known all along…the right wing Ms. Rodham's a Red…she sings Marx's song…and she'd do anything She's got to be stopped or else she will…destroy...