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  • Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

    04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT · by OldDeckHand · 186 replies · 5,764+ views
    The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff
    In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.
  • Today in History...Monty Python's 35th anniversary

    10/05/2004 1:22:45 PM PDT · by Dutchgirl · 211 replies · 4,181+ views
    pythonline ^ | 10/05/04 | Cuidado Llama
    October 5 Today is the Anniversary of Monty Python's Flying Circus! The Flying Circus debuted this day, 35 years ago, on television at 10:50 PM on BBC-1. The world was never the same. (October 5, 1969)
  • Help me out here... (ZOT!!! Sure, pal. Anything for a real patriot.)

    07/24/2004 11:02:26 AM PDT · by A-Real-Patriot · 191 replies · 4,138+ views
    By you own admission, the Free Republic hates democrats, non-Christians, gays, the environment, strong women and pacificts to name a few. That's about 80% of your fellow Americans that you oppose. You claim to be defenders of the constitution and yet you support amendments allowing the federal government to tell you who you can marry and what religion you should follow. You claim to believe in free speech and in the next sentence say you will censor anyone that doesn't agree with you. And yet you claim to to be pro FREEDOM? I don't get it.
  • MYSTERY - UNUSUAL STATIC

    05/21/2004 10:41:18 AM PDT · by XANGEL · 129 replies · 271+ views
    WE HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING UNUSUAL RADIO FREQUENCY STATIC ACROSS THE ENTIRE BANDWIDTH HERE IN SOUTH GEORGIA. AM FM TV ALL THE WAY UP THROUGH SHORT-WAVE. HAVE ANY OTHER LOCALS BEEN EXPERIENCING THE SAME DURING THE LAST HOUR - 12:30 PM EST THROUGH 1:30 PM EST? JUST CURIOUS.
  • Why I A Pennsylvania conservitive am voting for Joe Hoeffle (ZOT!!! Troles don,t rede and spel gud.)

    05/15/2004 5:39:39 PM PDT · by PA didohead 4000 · 108 replies · 462+ views
    5/15/04
    my own opinion
  • Are Democrats welcome here?

    05/06/2004 9:09:25 AM PDT · by joe_northrop · 302 replies · 846+ views
    Is anyone of the Democratic persuasion welcome here, or are you crazy Republicans going to kick me off? Do any of you know how freaking ridiculous things are getting with George Bush in office? Let's do the list: assaults the environment, rising unemployment, rising gas prices, rising hatred of us across the globe, a phony war with over 700 Americans dead, POW torture, overtime pay almost done away with.....the list goes on and on. It's CRAZY.
  • mike and gina dayton

    04/27/2004 2:36:18 PM PDT · by blondie007 · 29 replies · 337+ views
    are they divorced?
  • A Deal? (ZOT!!! Who is Goerge? What is a trole?)

    04/20/2004 3:19:20 PM PDT · by thejourney · 104 replies · 488+ views
    How bout a deal? I know I'm banned. I'll admit I'm a trole now if you will let me log back in on November 3 after Kerry hands Boy Goerge his butt and tell you what a bunch of losers you are just like the first selected Chimp President is a losers How bout it, losers?
  • Yall want a zot? (Miscreant zotted, left for army ants)

    04/19/2004 2:02:50 PM PDT · by MooJuice · 123 replies · 663+ views
    Rationality | Me
    Y'all wanna zot? You vile, hideous miscreants are nothing more than lock-step army ants without a cause. With few exceptions (and most of them get banned/zotted like myself), you will willingly march our soldiers pointless missions and return with their benefits cut to fund illegals with free drivers licenses in Florida, and you will cut welfare for your neighbor to give it to Iraq. You same people 30 years later will twist in pretzels just to stick the next tabloid conspiracy on the Clintons too. What do you think you will accomplish with your hateful agenda? Personally, I hope you...