The Wreck Of the John F’n KerryThe Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot Parody by LonePalm The legend lives on from the Kennedys on down Of the island they called ‘Chappaquiddick' The voters it’s said, never vote for the dead When the Polls of November turn gloomy. With baggage galore, some twenty-six hundred votes more Than the John F’n Kerry cast rightly. His candidacy too was a bone to be chewed When the Polls of November came early. This hack was the pride of the Democrat side Sounding like some rich twit from South Boston. As the big...
