You know Hunter and Thompson and Rudy and Keyes, Ron Paul and Tancredo McCain, Huckabee. But do you recall the most famous contender of all? Romney the red-mitt Mormon Was a shining CEO When the Olympics hired him You can say our nation glowed All of the politicians Used to laugh and call him "lame" They wouldn't let Mitt's army Join in any DC games One Fat Tuesday voters came Pollsters heard them say: "Romney with your mind so bright Wont' you take the helm tonight? Mitt then began his mission Orchestrating Washington Faithful,...