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  • Madonna Changing her name to Esther (Please don't make fun of her)

    06/18/2004 6:50:49 AM PDT · by King David · 200 replies · 2,603+ views
    Glenn Beck Program ^ | 06/18/2004 | Glenn Beck
    Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything. And please, no teasing. Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7). Yep. That describes her perfectly (Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")