Its time for the Oscars kiddies! can you feel the excitement building?? I haven't been to the movies since the second Austin Powers movie and I refuse to watch these bloody award shows. they are all just an example of collective masturbation.Some day eveyone in Hollyweird will have their own award show. I can just see it now: Welcome to the Susan Sarandon Awards for 2006 Up for best Susan Sarandon in a movie starring Susan Sarandon is(drum roll) Susan Sarandon.... the winner is(Another annoying drum roll as the audience holds their breath in anticipation) Susan Sarandon!(Insert crescendo of horns...