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  • Lori Lightfoot Blames Election Loss On 'Tricksy Hobbitses'

    03/02/2023 8:26:37 AM PST · by dayglored · 27 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | Mar 1, 2023 | Babylon Bee Staff
    CHICAGO, IL — After suffering a humiliating defeat in Chicago's mayoral election, Lori Lightfoot blamed her stunning loss on "those tricksy hobbitses." "They stole it from us!!" wailed Ms. Lightfoot. "Nasty, tricksy little hobbitses!!" The campaign watched the disastrous results come in from a dimly lit sushi restaurant, where the enraged Ms. Lightfoot gorged herself on juicy-sweet raw fish. "Gone!! It's gone, precious!!" cried Ms. Lightfoot to supporters. "Filthy, sneaky hobbitses!! Wicked, tricky, false! Curse them! CURSE THEM!!!" Long considered the electoral frontrunner, Ms. Lightfoot saw her lead evaporate as supporters became steadily more concerned about being murdered. "I...
  • 4,000-year-old community where thousands of residents still live in underground houses

    01/24/2018 10:28:32 AM PST · by mairdie · 45 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 24 January 2018 | Gabriel Samuels and Tracy You
    A new aerial video has provided a rare glimpse into a mysterious Chinese village where residents have lived in subterranean 'pit yards' for some four millennia. The series of underground dwellings in central China's Henan Province used to have nearly 10,000 homes. Right now, around 3,000 people still live there while the others have moved to modern homes, according to Chinese media.
  • [Police] Records: Phone failed to trigger bomb outside police station (3'6", 64, from Berkeley)

    10/18/2016 9:56:54 AM PDT · by jiggyboy · 8 replies
    AP ^ | October 17, 2016
    David Michael Ansberry, 64, of San Rafael, California, was arrested this weekend in Chicago after surveillance video captured him at the stores where he bought the cellphones that he expected to trigger the explosive in the town of Nederland [Colorado], investigators said. He was easily recognizable because he is 3 feet 6 inches tall and 100 pounds and wore a ponytail, a ball cap and [was] using crutches. The Nederland police chief told investigators he spotted a man matching Ansberry's description leaving a hotel as it was being evacuated during the Oct. 11 bomb scare.
  • Obama to launch counter-offensive branding GOP contenders 'Tea Party lackeys' ...

    08/15/2011 9:52:26 AM PDT · by Justaham · 62 replies
    Original title: Obama to launch counter-offensive branding GOP contenders 'Tea Party lackeys' as approval rating hits all time low -------------------------------- President Obama will this week launch a counter-offensive branding the GOP contenders 'Tea Party lackeys' as his approval rating hits an all-time low. The President's approval rating has dropped to below 40 per cent for the first time, according to Gallup's daily tracking poll. The poll released last night said found 39 per cent of Americans approve Mr Obama's performance, while 54 per cent disapprove. The fall comes as Mr Obama launches a political counteroffensive this week, while he's weighed...