MIDI - RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER - version No. 2 There are boob jobs and hair transplants and lipo sucking Fixing those baggy eyes and tummy tucking But do you recall…plastic surgery's strangest of all Michael the noseless rock star…had a thing for little boys They liked to come and visit…to see chimps and wondrous toys All of the other rock stars…had their booze and their cocaine But none had plastic surgeons…who had clearly gone insane Once there was a little boy…whom he liked so much Daddy shook down 20 mil…and told Michael he can't touch Then things...