"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes") Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where...